"What I want to know.... ...is what in the world... ...so many cows are doing... ...supporting Ben & Jerry's... ...unilateral intervention... ...in mega-brand ice cream market?"
"Right now, Mr. Bush's potential opponents may be enjoying the administration's current embarrassment, but they'll feel different the next time they're in Iowa and a staff member announces it's time for the portrait with the cow."
Dean - All Cow, No Bull.
ReplyDeleteOkay, that was lame.
"Farmer McMar's Cows endorsed Dean in a surprise moooove."
EVERYONE in Iowa likes Howard Dean!
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I absolutely REFUSE to give up this great JCPenney suit!
or
I'm going to stump in Iowa until the cows come home!
OK. I'm done.
OK, one more.
ReplyDeleteCall me a tightwad, but I'm going to wear this old suit until the cows come home!
That's my best one.
Please support my friend, Howard Dean! MOO
ReplyDeleteI will wear this J.C. Penney suit the day you nominate me for president here in Iowa.
ReplyDeleteWhattaya mean, cows can't vote?!?
ReplyDeleteGot Dean?
ReplyDeleteDo I hear $500? $600? Going, going...SOLD! To the man in the blue hat.
ReplyDeletelol buddhistmonkey...
ReplyDeleteCows Endorse Dean!
Wait 'til you see my boots - these cows just ate a bush
ReplyDeleteBen & Jerry plus Universal Health Care for Vermont. Who says liberalism is bad for corporate America!
ReplyDeleteBen & Jerry plus Universal Health Care for Vermont. Who says liberalism is bad for corporate America!
ReplyDeletemy caption.
ReplyDelete'In Vermont, it's not just the cows that look stupid.'
Stupid pet tricks will return after these messages... Hey 217/ will you stop looking into the camera?
ReplyDeleteAlong with letters to undecided voters in Iowa we are now including a free earing.
ReplyDeleteIf we do not give Bush a one-way ticket back to Crawford, Texas, John Ashcroft will make EVERY American be tagged, just like #2171 here!
ReplyDelete"What I want to know....
ReplyDelete...is what in the world...
...so many cows are doing...
...supporting Ben & Jerry's...
...unilateral intervention...
...in mega-brand ice cream market?"
The New York Times is wrong!
ReplyDelete(Ref: Thursday's editorial: http://www.nytimes.com/2003/10/30/opinion/30THU3.html )
"Right now, Mr. Bush's potential opponents may be enjoying the administration's current embarrassment, but they'll feel different the next time they're in Iowa and a staff member announces it's time for the portrait with the cow."
Under a Howard Dean administration, Gateway Computers will return to profitability and create good jobs right here, uh, in this pasture.
ReplyDeleteI am pleased to introduce my running mate...
ReplyDeleteMy new energy policy? Methane.
ReplyDeleteAs you may have herd me say to the Bovine wing of the Democratic Party, we must send that cow tipper back to Crawford!
ReplyDeleteJust friends, never lovers. Just friends.
ReplyDeleteCows?
ReplyDeleteThe New York Times comments about candidates in front of cows.
I am standing out here in a cow pasture to show you exactly what pResident Bush and my opponents are spewing when they open their mouths... (pan down)
ReplyDeleteDon't forget, we've got more cows in Vermont than people.
ReplyDeleteAsked about the change in venue, Gov. Dean said he was tired of the BS
ReplyDelete"The American Flag does not belong to these cows! Let's take back our country!"
ReplyDeletePresident Bush listens as Governor Dean delivers his opening statement during the first 2004 general election Presidential debate.
ReplyDeleteI would rather this little lady in my corner than that cow Barbara Bush.
ReplyDeleteHoward Dean: Way out in left field, and he just stepped in it.
ReplyDeleteThe smell of money!
ReplyDeleteHoward Dean knows where to get his next donation...elsee!
I'd like to thank the faculty and staff of Williams College for inviting me to campus to speak . . . (see URL)
ReplyDeleteWhere's the beef
ReplyDeleteA common economic agenda of jobs, health care, education, housing, and hay will keep this campaign moooooving.
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