OK, been a while since we did one of these. Please take a look at the following picture of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and leave your best caption in the comments:
(I just know you can do better than the following “official” caption: US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld looks around the room full of North and South American military leaders during the Defense Minesterial of the Americas in Quito, Ecuador.)
(source: AFP/Paul J. Richards via Wonkette)
Oh my God, it's the Christian Left!
ReplyDeleteYou're all such happy campers.
ReplyDeleteHELLO! Boy it didn't take them long to disrobe those lady statues after Ashcroft left. Must. Keep. Mind. Off. Boobs. Must. Stop. Staring.
ReplyDelete"What the hell is General Gallena doing here? I thought I had him killed the first time I was Secretary of Defense."
ReplyDeleteWith numerous departures from Bush administration, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld tries to figure out if he is in charge now.
ReplyDeleteWhat? He asked for my resignation TOO?
ReplyDeleteMr. President, did you say that you want me to personally lead an expeditionary force in Fallujah?
ReplyDeleteOh hell! I shouldn't have had the burritos!!
ReplyDeleteIsn't that Mrs. Jerry Weller?
ReplyDeleteWhat's he doing here? I thought he was being secretly detained!
ReplyDeleteWhat? Allies? Allies you say. We don't need no stinkin allies.
ReplyDelete"The average IQ of a Generation Howard Dean Liberal is that low?"
ReplyDelete"Don't Make Us Come Over and Change Your Régime!"
ReplyDelete:::Man oh man I hope Dubya doesn't see the Playirl I've got hidden inside these reports, he might want 'em.
ReplyDeleteWait, we invaded Ira_q_? My buddy Saddam lives there!
ReplyDeleteSince when is killing people for their own good "contradictory" ?!
ReplyDeleteOh for Chrissakes George, can we go on just one road trip WITHOUT your damn whoopie cushion?
ReplyDeleteRumsfeld looks askance as a Columbian Paramilitary Right Wing Militia Leader asks Rummy advice on whether they should treat leftist Prisoners of War with dignity by at least not sodomizing them with blow-torches.
ReplyDeleteRummy, here in this photo, in a state of shock before he blurts out with a thick German accent "You wimp! You must use overwhelming force when conquering the enemy !"