I Pledge Allegiance (Now seeking sponsorhip)

“I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE
REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION, (SPONSORSHIP OPPORTUNITY NOW AVAILABLE), INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL”
San Francisco — A U.S. federal appeals court ruled on Wednesday that reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in public schools is unconstitutional because it contains the phrase “under God,” a decision that has infuriated politicians from both parties, and sent the United States on a desperate search for a new sponsor. [SatireWire.com]